a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
#i want an entire spin-off of this #Jody Mills gets a job in Chicago #Jody Mills works the beat in the poor neighbourhoods #Jody Mills keeps running into monsters and acting confused #Sirens? seriously? #oh great I thought vampires couldn’t get any worse than Twilight #WHY ARE WEREWOLVES A THING I’M NOT OKAY WITH THIS #and then she keeps going #gets a bit better accustomed to this stuff #starts learning about their cultures #starts protecting the kind of people that nobody cares about #from the monsters that no one would believe except her #and she is fierce and funny and wonderful #and she even looks out for some of the monsters #that nice lesbian couple in her district that turn out to be Amazons #the shapeshifter homeless kid who never asked for any of this #the vampire who’s just trying to stay clean #the junkies who used to get picked off by the monster population pretty regularly #the prostitutes who known to carry dead man’s blood along with a bit of mace #and it becomes her turf #her city #and nobody gets to mess with it #not on her watch (via dubiousculturalarticfact)